When My Cohort-Mate Shows Up Late for Lecture WITH A COFFEE

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Presenting: The Class of 2018 (+Ceci) Late with a Coffee Candy Bowl

The latest addition to the MSTP Office Suite.

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When the NIH Review Comments Imply that Internal Medicine and Pathology are the Only Appropriate Residencies for MD-PhD's

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When Your Unusually Privileged Medical School Classmate Tries to Offer "Helpful Suggestions" for Patients Unable to Optimize Their Lifestyles

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Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"Medical school is kind of like an airline..."

(In reference to customer service experiences.)

When I Get a UWSMPH-Official Email Attempting to Clarify that "The 'Poverty Simulation' was not intended to 'simulate' poverty"...

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When the speaker follows up "we'll stop there" with 15 more slides, at least three of which are accompanied by the spoken phrase "last case..."

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Dear Classmates Who Won't Shut Up About How I Should Take Up Running,

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A Friendly Reminder Not to Stress Out Too Much This Year About How Well Your Peers Appear to by Doing

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Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"[My significant other] just looked over my shoulder and misread 'USMLEWORLD' as 'U SMEL WORLD.'"

Anonymous Quotes from UW Residency Program Directors

"I just want sane, normal human beings..."

Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"Today I split my 'To Do' list into a 'To Do' list and a 'Get Around To' list. That's gotta be some sort of grad school milestone or something."

Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"Going for your MD/PhD/Mrs?"
"Yup."

When the Seminar Speaker Patronizingly Prefaces Her Sentence with "For those of you that have done research projects..." to a Room of MSTP Students, at least Half of Whom Are Currently in the Process of Earning a PhD

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Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"I will do anything for money at this point in my life..."

Uttered during an MSTP seminar discussion on poverty.

Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"I want to give my kid an epic-ly long Bible name ... then he'll never get hired."

Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"I am going to fund this so hard!"

When the Surgeon Giving the Seminar Presentation Repeatedly Comments that Endocrinologists "Don't Make That Much Money"

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Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"Yes, well ham sandwiches are not widely implicated in space flight..."

Anonymous Quotes from the UW MSTP

"No, I don't want anything I said about [my PI] on record!"