Model of the Month: May 2018

This month's MSTP Model of the Month features a guest model, 

Photo Guy! He's not an official member of the UW MSTP, 

but he is well known to a number of us. Photo Guy is one of the many staff 

members at the medical school who will show up at various 

Medical School Events (in this case, a required lecture session)

and take pictures of you that might be used for UW SMPH 

publicity purposes (think: posters, websites, brochures, and more)

without your knowledge or consent! 

Here is Photo Guy modeling Zoom Lens Camera. 

Photo Credit: Aman P.

Last MSTPizza Day of the Semester

Join us today for more 902 Presentations

and the customary unfiltered life advice contained therein

while enjoying some delicious pizza and drinks from 

the local Glass Nickel Pizza!

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The Asymptote of Our Ever-Shrinking Hospital Cafeteria Discount

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Receiving the Results of All "Random" and "Lottery" Assignments Made by the Medical School as a Person with a Last Name Starting in Any Letter Later in the Alphabet than S

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When My Cohort-Mate Shows Up Late for Lecture WITH A COFFEE

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Managing Commentary on the UW MSTP Blog Content

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When It's Implied that I Only Visit the Alumni Office When I Want a Snack from the Candy Bowl

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Presenting: The Class of 2018 (+Ceci) Late with a Coffee Candy Bowl

The latest addition to the MSTP Office Suite.

Photo Credit: Brittany Y

Trying to Navigate Three Schedules Across Five Documents Just to Determine Which Room I Am Supposed to Show Up To During Intern Prep Course

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It's an MSTPizza Day Today!

Join us today for an M4 panel and take

advantage of one of your last chances to

ask all your burning academic and non-academic 

questions to our graduating seniors before they 

scatter to their various residencies across the nation. 

Seminar today will also feature, of course, delicious pizza 

and drinks from the local Glass Nickel Pizza!

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When Everyone On My Team / In My Lab Is Getting Excited About the Latest March Madness Developments

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When Another Student in My Cohort Mistakenly Suggests that I Use the Blog of the UWMSTP Autobiographically

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Model of the Month: March 2018

Here's Alex P., one of our Social Chairs

this year, modeling Baby's Breath. 

Photo credit: Brittany Y.

Model of the Month: February 2018

This month, the UW MSTP brings you our very own

Laura F., modeling some Sweet Round Buns. 

Photo Credit: Brittany Y.

Quick and Easy 1-Ingredient Recipes

We're all about wellness here at the UW MSTP. 

For some people, wellness includes using only the 

most uncooked of foods as a means of fueling

their bodies. Whether or not you're one of those 

people, please enjoy this recipe for an amazing

one-ingredient raw vegan cucumber pizza!

Video courtesy of Youtube. 

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Kemp

Who is he? 
One of the inpatient pediatricians at Gundersen Health System in Lacrosse.

Why did we fall in love with him? 
He lured us in with his friendly personality and wicked sense of humor and then kept us comung back with his complete and total honest recognition of the fact that not all medical students need to be pediatrics-destined in order to be worthwhile human beings. In our humble opinion, Dr. Kemp is far and away the best clinical teacher in Lacrosse. Seriously, someone give this man a teaching award.

Which hospital website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: http://www.gundersenhealth.org/find-a-doctor/profile/evan-kemp/



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.

Interactions Among My Cohort: the Aspiring Neurologist and the Aspiring Psychiatrist

The real question: which is which in this gifset?

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Model of the Month: January 2018

This month we have Drew S. modeling his rarely-spotted

beard-less mustache-less baby face!

Photo Credit: Brittany Y.

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Crnich

Who is he? 
One of the infectious disease attendings in the UW Hospital and a Big Deal in the Madison VA Hospital.

Why did we fall in love with him? 
They say Dr. Crnich is incredibly intelligent and really good at the following things:
- thinking
- having a sense of humor
- pulling it all off despite the looming threat of physician burnout.
And for that, we admire him.

Which UW website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: https://www.medicine.wisc.edu/people-search/people/staff/554/Crnich_Christopher



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Caldera

Who is she? 
One of the physiatristy attendings over at Middleton Rehab.

Why did we fall in love with her? 
Do you like procedures? Do you aspire to be a botox wizard? Because she will totally let the medical students assist with ultrasound-guided botox injections; it's kind of amazing. She's also one of the nicest people ever, so there's that.

Which UW website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: https://www.uwhealth.org/findadoctor/profile/kristin-e-caldera-do/9056



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.