The Amazing Dr. Molly Carnes Will Be Presenting At MSTP Seminar Today!

Students of the UW MSTP have been requesting a presentation 

from Dr. Molly Carnes for years. LITERAL YEARS! 

(Yes, she's that good and that busy.)

The wait is finally over, and we could not be more excited to hear her

speak on the topic of Women and Underrepresented Minorities in Medicine. 

Tonight, 5:15pm, in HSLC 1345.  

Image Source: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Kate-McKinnon.gif

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Kemp

Who is he? 
One of the inpatient pediatricians at Gundersen Health System in Lacrosse.

Why did we fall in love with him? 
He lured us in with his friendly personality and wicked sense of humor and then kept us comung back with his complete and total honest recognition of the fact that not all medical students need to be pediatrics-destined in order to be worthwhile human beings. In our humble opinion, Dr. Kemp is far and away the best clinical teacher in Lacrosse. Seriously, someone give this man a teaching award.

Which hospital website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: http://www.gundersenhealth.org/find-a-doctor/profile/evan-kemp/



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Crnich

Who is he? 
One of the infectious disease attendings in the UW Hospital and a Big Deal in the Madison VA Hospital.

Why did we fall in love with him? 
They say Dr. Crnich is incredibly intelligent and really good at the following things:
- thinking
- having a sense of humor
- pulling it all off despite the looming threat of physician burnout.
And for that, we admire him.

Which UW website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: https://www.medicine.wisc.edu/people-search/people/staff/554/Crnich_Christopher



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Caldera

Who is she? 
One of the physiatristy attendings over at Middleton Rehab.

Why did we fall in love with her? 
Do you like procedures? Do you aspire to be a botox wizard? Because she will totally let the medical students assist with ultrasound-guided botox injections; it's kind of amazing. She's also one of the nicest people ever, so there's that.

Which UW website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: https://www.uwhealth.org/findadoctor/profile/kristin-e-caldera-do/9056



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Maloney

Who is he? 
One of the thoracic surgeons at the UW Hospital.

Why did we fall in love with him? 
There is nothing more impressive than Dr. Maloney's extensive knowledge of movie and other unexpected pop culture references.

Which UW website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: http://www.surgery.wisc.edu/profile/james-maloney



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Sattin

Who is he? 
One of the stroke neurologists at the UW Hospital and the Program Director for the UW Neurology Residency Program.

Why did we fall in love with him? 
Legend has it that he once sported a mustache and beard, which was greatly admired by at least one UW MSTP student. He also maintains a blog of his own, where the content is far more educational than anything on here.

Which UW website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: https://experts.news.wisc.edu/experts/justin-sattin



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Belzer

Who is she? 
One of the Internal Medicine primary care attendings at the UW Women's Health Clinic.

Why did we fall in love with her? 
Dr. Belzer is one of the sweetest people to work with. Every day is an adventure in primary care made exponentially better by her awesome sense of humor. She's also known to feed the medical students the finest of candy and other edible treats on a regular basis.

Which UW website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: https://www.medicine.wisc.edu/people-search/people/staff/5205/Belzer_Blythe



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.

Attendings We've Accidentally Fallen In Love* With: Dr. Runo

Who is he? 
One of the pulmonary and critical care attendings in the UW Hospital.

Why did we fall in love with him? 
He once roasted an intern for wearing a silly tie, and it was amazing.

Which UW website gets credit for providing that sweet photo featured above? 
This one: https://www.medicine.wisc.edu/people-search/people/staff/503/Runo_James



*Fallen in love in a strictly professional manner. Maybe we're star struck, maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome, maybe it's something else entirely. These are generally people who never once yelled at us. In any case, we greatly admire these men and women and wanted them to be happy for at least a brief period of time while they were in charge of us.